Thursday, May 25, 2006

a girl poem

Girl P o e m
A poem for us....

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.

And I can justify any shopping spree .

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage Without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends, about the size of my a^^ .

My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit, To others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, At any cost.

And I don't have a problem, Admitting I'm lost.

I never forget, An important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies, With lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay, To remember the score .

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive,

Don't call me a bi % tch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???

I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN . Get it?, you D % CK!?