What Swear Word Are You?

What Swear Word Are You?

You Are "Fuck"!

What Swear Word Are You?
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New York Yankees News

I went to the Yankees game yesterday in The Bronx with my father and friend A. A sat in the bleachers (as he usually does) and my father and I were in the loge. It was a really cool game to see. El Duque pitched and had something like 7 strikeouts. It was great to see him make such a HUGE comeback. Bernie Williams was the MAN yesterday as well. He had a two-run double that was so great to see. I LOVE Bernie! And I got pictures of it all. And about 50 pictures of Derek Jeter bending over. Damn he is so fine! We got to watch batting practice. I took a picture of the flags that they have, Yankees in 1st place, Boston in 2nd...that's the way it should always be..oh yeah, it pretty much is!

New York Yankees News

El Duque holds Blue Jays at bay
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Bernie Williams hits a two-RBI single during the fifth inning on Saturday. (Ed Betz/AP)
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Orlando Hernandez was the latest Yankees hurler to dazzle the home crowd, as El Duque continued his storybook comeback with eight shutout innings against the Blue Jays. New York topped Toronto, 6-0, beating its AL East foes for the sixth time in seven meetings this season.
"It's great for us," said manager Joe Torre. "Everybody is in a pretty good mood. The last three games, everybody has been on their toes and doing good things."
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Red Sox to Yankee Fan Conversion Form

I'm printing this out and keeping copies with me at all times.

Red Sox to Yankee Fan Conversion Form

Thank you for your interest in becoming a member of the New York Yankees Fan Club. Due to an unprecedented volume of requests, we are currently processing only fan conversion registrations for Boston Red Sox fans. Conversion requests from other teams will be accepted once all Red Sox requests are processed. We expect this to take a number of weeks based on
the current backlog of requests.
Please take a few moments to fill out the conversion form below to help us get to know you better and prescribe any required counseling to recover from your previous fan experience.

Name: _______________________________
Last First M

Address:______________________________ # Street

_____________________________
City Zip

1. Please indicate the last time you watched the Boston Red Sox win the World Series:

[ ]1918 (Please leave this form at the front desk of your nursing home)
[ ]Have never witnessed this event

2.Please indicate your favorite moments in Red Sox history: (Check all that apply)

[ ]Babe Ruth sold to the Yankees
[ ]Pesky holds the ball as the Yankees score the winning run in '48
[ ]Bob Gibson shuts down the Sox in the '67 series
[ ]Sox trade Sparky Lyle to the Yankees for Danny Cater
[ ]Big Red Machine beats the Sox in Game 7 of the '75 Series
[ ]Sox lose 14 ½ game lead to the Yankees in '78
[ ]Bucky Dent homers in '78 playoff game
[ ]Bob Stanley throws wild pitch in 6th game of '86 Series
[ ]Grounder goes th! rough Bill Buckner's legs in the 6th game of '86 Series
[ ]Future Hall of Famer Wade Boggs signs to play with the Yankees
[ ]Wade Boggs rides policeman's horse after Yanks win '96 Series
[ ]Future Hall of Famer Roger Clemens traded to the Yankees
[ ]Yanks wipe out Sox in five games in '99 ALCS
[ ]Roger Clemens wins game 4 for the Yanks to clinch the '99 Series

3.Reasons you believe the Sox have not won a World Series since 1918:
(Check all that apply)

[ ]The curse of the Babe
[ ]Lack of Pitching
[ ]The curse of the Babe
[ ]Lack of Hitting
[ ]The curse of the Babe
[ ]Lack of Defense
[ ]The curse of the Babe
[ ]Bad calls by Umpires
[ ]The curse of the Babe

4Have you experienced any of the following after another inevitable Red Sox
loss: (Check all that apply)

[ ]Headache
[ ]Uncontrolled Anger
[ ]Heartache
[ ]Holes punched in doors or walls
[ ]Nausea
[ ]Smashed TV screens
[ ]Depression
[ ]Avoided Yankee fans for days or weeks

5.Is October your least favorite time of year?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

6.Are you tired of saying "Wait till next year"?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

7.Are you ready to admit that:

a.Joe DiMaggio was better than Ted Williams?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

b.Thurman Munson was better than Carlton Fisk?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

c.Derek Jeter is better than Nomar Garciaparra?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

d.Don Zimmer is a managerial genius?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

e.The Sox next century will be no better than the last?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

f.The "Green Monster" is ugly and stupid?
[ ] Yes [ } No

Once you have completed this form, please forward to Yankee Stadium. Then burn all your remaining Red Sox clothing, memorabilia, and associated reminders. After reviewing your request, the Yankee Fan Club will contact you with notification of acceptance or rejection.

If accepted, you will receive:

*A recommended recuperation program which includes a recording of Frank Sinatra singing "New York, New York" over and over again
*An opportunity to obtain tickets to the 2003 World Series at Yankee Stadium
*Posters of Boggs and Clemens in Yankee uniforms wearing their championship rings
*A dart board sporting a picture of Yaz
*A copy of our popular handbook, "Harassing Red Sox Fans for Fun and Profit"
*A coupon for a future poster of Pedro Martinez in a Yankee uniform
*A one-year subscription to a weekly support group for ex-Red Sox fans in your area

If rejected, you will receive:

*Our pity and condolences, plus a 26 second video capturing the past 100 years of Red Sox highlights in head-to-head competition against the Yankees narrated by George "Boomer" Scott.

I hereby renounce the Boston Red Sox for all eternity on this the ______ day of ________________, 200__

____________________________________
(Signed)

(Office Use Only)

[ ] Approved
______________________________
[ ] Declined George M. Steinbrenner III

Bush in 30 Seconds

This is a really good 30 second spot that's anti-Bush. I got goose bumps!

Bush in 30 Seconds

What Guy is Perfect for You? Quiz

I hung out with 'MJ' tonight. I just went over his house and made dinner for him & I (chicken parm - his and my fave!) and watched tv. He is so sweet sometimes and really is just so very cute! If only he wasn't a BoSox fan.

Your Guy is Prince Charming!

The man for you is Prince Charming.
You need a sensitive, romantic man who will understand and listen.
You enter into relationships for love and need a committed man who will provide plenty of love and security.
What Guy is Perfect for *You*?
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Is There a Boyfriend In Your Future?

Well considering that I am newly single AGAIN, I decided to take a quiz to find out Is There a Boyfriend In Your Future?

There is MOST DEFINITELY a boyfriend in your future.

Never one to miss a chance to meet a guy, you're always "on" and it pays off.
At the grocery store, the video store, wherever…you're constantly on the
lookout for the next victim.
Not that you treat men like shit. Far from it! It's just that you love 'em so
much, it's hard to limit yourself to just one.
Like M&M's, except your men usually melt in your mouth. AND your hands. Mmmm!
Is There A Boyfriend In Your Future?

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Top 12 Best Movie Lines Ever

I used to say the first one over and over and over again!

Movies

Top 12 Best Movie Lines Ever

Horror writer Stephen King, who moonlights as an Entertainment Weekly columnist, recently polled EW readers to find out what they think are the best movie lines ever.

Here are the 12 picks by Entertainment Weekly readers:

1. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
--Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) in "The Princess Bride"

2. "Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
--Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) in "The Princess Bride"

3. "Have fun storming the castle."
--Miracle Max (Bill Crystal) in "The Princess Bride"

4. "As you wish."
--Westley (Cary Elwes) in "The Princess Bride"

5. "I'll have what she's having."
--Female diner (Estelle Reiner) in "When Harry Met Sally"

6. "You had me at hello."
--Dorothy Boyd (Reneé Zellweger) in "Jerry Maguire"

7. "Fasten your seat belts--It's going to be a bumpy night."
--Margo Channing (Bette Davis) in "All About Eve"

8. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together...and blow."
--Marie Browning (Lauren Bacall) in "To Have and Have Not"

9. "If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me Bar Nothin'."
--Gilda (Rita Hayworth) in "Gilda"

10. "Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea: They eat their young."
--Ida Corwin (Eve Arden) in "Mildred Pierce"

11. "You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
--Matty Walker (Kathleen Turner) in "Body Heat"

12. "Get outta here! And don't come back for five to seven days!"
--Vada Sultenfuss (Anna Chlumsky) in "My Girl"

Entertainment Weekly editors didn't want the readers to have all the fun. So they picked 50 more great movie quotes from the last half century. Here are the top five:

1. "I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
--Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando) in "On the Waterfront"

2. "We all go a little mad sometimes."
--Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) in "Psycho"

3. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."
--Ben Braddock (Dustin Hoffman) in "The Graduate"

4. "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
--Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) in "Annie Hall"

5. "She's my daughter! She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter. She's my sister and my daughter."
--Evelyn Cross Mulwray (Faye Dunaway) in "Chinatown"

Will Ferrell - A message from White House West

This movie is too funny!
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Free After Rebate - The best things in life are free

I was looking around the internet and found this site. Free After Rebate - The best things in life are free

What Drug Are You?

You are Speed!

So what if your face looks like a before photo for Proactiv?
You've got the juice to stay up and screw all night long.
But with skin like yours, the only action you'll get is a frenzied cleaning spree.
What Drug Are You?
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