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Thursday, July 13, 2006

What Style of Jeans Are You?

You Are Low Rise Jeans

You are both sexy and casual - the type of girl who looks hot without really trying.

You tend to spark imagination, only showing a peek of your skin.

What Style of Jeans Are You?

Wednesday, July 5, 2006

While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood.

And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong!

How Bitchy Are You?

What's Your Dating Speed?

You are a Look Before You Leap, Yellow Light Dater

When it comes to the dating game, you fall in the middle

You aren't going to ask out any cute guy that comes your way

That doesn't mean you're a total wall-flower though.

You'll smile and flirt - for Mr. Almost Perfect.

You're online dating style?

You're wired to spend time reading profiles carefully

Once you figure out what you want, you'll make a few connections

What's Your Dating Speed?

Thursday, May 25, 2006

a girl poem

Girl P o e m
A poem for us....

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.

And I can justify any shopping spree .

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage Without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends, about the size of my a^^ .

My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit, To others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, At any cost.

And I don't have a problem, Admitting I'm lost.

I never forget, An important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies, With lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay, To remember the score .

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive,

Don't call me a bi % tch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???

I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN . Get it?, you D % CK!?

Thursday, April 6, 2006

Is He About To Propose?

He's Going to Ask You... And Soon!

As far as a proposal goes, all signs point to YES!

All you've got to do is stay calm and wait him out.

If you want to start dreaming about your dress and cermony...

Well, that's cool - as long as you keep it on the down low

That means all bridal magazines go under the bed!

Is He About To Propose?

Will He Commit?

He's Absolutely Committed to You!

Your guy is committed to you, as if you were alraedy married

And hopefully, you show the same commitment to him

While you may have had your ups and downs, you've smoothed things out

If the two of you aren't serious, you will be soon

So start secretly planning your wedding

It may happen sooner than you think!

Will He Commit?