Jeter 2

Jeter 2
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What an amazing photo of Derek JETER

A-Rod

A-Rod
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I love love this picture of AROD

What Porn Magazine Should You Pose For?

You Should Pose For Playboy!

You're looking to hit the big with mansions and celebrities - and Playboy's your ticket baby!
You'll party with the hottest stars and become Hugh Hefner's favorite girl (or at least one of six).
As a Playboy bunny, you'll swim in the grotto and be the object of every guy's fantasy.
Playboy is very selective about who they let in, but you just might have what it takes.
Who knows? You may be stomping all over Pamela Anderson with your come-fuck-me platforms!
What Porn Magazine Would Kill to Have You On the Cover?

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Your Sexual Lucky Charm: Blue Moons

Your Sexual Lucky Charm: Blue Moons

You're a great lover - into satisfying your lover more than yourself.
But you don't like to initiate things, you rather lie back and be ravished.
And you've always got your lucky furry cuffs, incase your partner is feeling kinky.



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O'Reilly: Creating iPod Tattoos

i got the HP paper for my birthday and I can not wait to create some tattoos for my iPod!
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Your New Romance - Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?

You Are Avril Lavigne! A bit hardcore on the outside... But sweet and sensitive on the inside. "It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Major League Baseball : Events : 2005 Hall of Fame Inductions

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AP Wire | 12/31/2004 | Tino Martinez Rejoins New York Yankees

TINO! TINO! TINO! AP Wire | 12/31/2004 | Tino Martinez Rejoins New York Yankees

Associated Press

NEW YORK - Tino Martinez is headed back to the Bronx.
The popular first baseman and the New York Yankees finalized a $3 million, one-year contract Friday, a deal that gives manager Joe Torre a familiar option if Jason Giambi's health problems keep him out of the lineup again.
Martinez, 37, played for New York from 1996-01, helping the Yankees win five AL pennants and four World Series titles. A close friend of Derek Jeter, Martinez hit .262 with 23 homers and 76 RBIs for Tampa Bay last season.
"The Florida Marlins probably were my other choice," Martinez said. "If the Yankees had any interest at all, whatsoever, it's where I wanted to be, where I wanted to finish my career."
Giambi, who replaced Martinez as New York's first baseman in 2002, missed much of last season because of a variety of illnesses, the most significant a benign tumor. He was ineffective at the plate when he returned late in the year, and New York did not include him on its postseason roster. Giambi, the 2000 AL MVP with Oakland, wound up hitting .208 with 12 homers and 40 RBIs.
During the offseason, the San Francisco Chronicle reported that Giambi told a federal grand jury in 2003 that he used steroids, and the Yankees have been investigating whether they can void his contract, which has $82 million and four years remaining.
"At this stage, we have not made any decisions on things like that," general manager Brian Cashman said. "I expect him to be in camp with us, 100 percent healthy and ready to contribute to the 2005 Yanks."
While no top Yankees officials have spoken with Giambi since the end of the season, he's been in contact with the medical and training staff.
"It is a strange situation," Martinez said. "I spoke to Joe Torre last night. He gave me a call. I told him I'm willing to do whatever role he wants me to be in."
Tony Clark and John Olerud, who played first base in Giambi's absence, both became free agents.
Martinez, a two-time All-Star, has 322 homers, 18th among active players, and he has played in 95 postseason games, fourth on the career list. He gets $2.75 million next season, and New York has a $3 million option for 2006 with a $250,000 buyout.
He signed a $21 million, three-year deal with St. Louis in December 2001, then was traded by the Cardinals to Tampa Bay in November 2003. The Devil Rays declined an $8 million option, allowing him to become a free agent.
Martinez said the Yankees will be the final team he plays for. New York hasn't won the World Series since Martinez left and Paul O'Neill and Scott Brosius retired.
"They've had great teams and have come up short a few times," Martinez said, "Maybe a few breaks here and there, they're world champions again."

Happy New Year from the Plaintiffs

This song is great!
Happy New Year

I handed you my heart, you wiped your ass with it
I treated you like gold, you treated me like shit
And now I'm down and out , and spinning in a ditch
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year ... bitch

I paid your tab off down there at the hair salon
I'm behind on my bills so you can be a platinum blonde
And you ain't even here to scratch me when I itch
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year ... bitch

I hope who ever is doing you has the magic touch
So you can stay awake now, even when you drink too much
I hope who ever is doing you has pockets oh so deep
so you can pull the fleece right out just like he was a sheep

How do you like my pistol? my very first handgun
I feel like going postal, I think you'd better run
It seems my trigger finger has a nervous twitch
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year ... bitch

Don't want May babies

If I ever have kids, I will try not to have them in the month of May.

People born in May in the northern hemisphere have a higher-than-average risk of developing multiple sclerosis, researchers said yesterday...May babies are 13% more likely to develop MS later in life The Star