The Who Is Edition
1. Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner? Pamela Anderson
2. Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? Matt Damon
3. The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John? Billy Joel
4. Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn? Craig Kilborn
5. The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)? Stimpy
6. A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather? Dan Rather
7. A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin? Emeril
8. The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer? JERRY! JERRY!
9. The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King? McDonalds
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why?
Roosevelt because he was in Annie